Inspired by
cuilean, some things I would tell my 16-year-old self:
- Lay off the driving tests for a while. You're not ready for it.
- Learn to trust people. Not everybody who asks you out will do it to embarrass you.
- Remember that dream about knowing several languages? Go after it.
- Listen to the voice in the back of your head. If you're dating somebody and it starts to feel off, get out of it. You'll get over the being lonely.
- Oberlin will be good for you, but taking Russian at 9 AM isn't a good idea.
- Don't get annoyed at having to spend a night elsewhere during your senior year. You'll spend it in a different elsewhere than you think, as a result of which you'll learn what "in love" feels like.
- Don't go to karate when you can't keep your mind in the dojo. You'll get hurt.
- You and your sister are different people. Don't dwell on what she's got that you haven't got. Go be your own person and enjoy it. (Sooner or later, your relatives will figure it out too.)
- Grad school will be an escape from the job you should have quit two years before. It will be the most fun you've ever had academically, and the least fun you've ever had socially. It will also get you to stand up in front of complete strangers and talk seriously about Captain Najork and his Hired Sportsmen.
- Don't forget how to play.