statements in no particular order

Bubble gum does not like humidity. Humidity sticks the gum to the wrapper. (Yes, I've been chewing bubble gum lately. I had a momentary regression to childhood a couple of weeks ago and bought some.)

Humidity also sticks my hair out in random directions. The fact that my bangs are too long doesn't help terribly much, either. I'm doing a fair imitation of the Wild Woman of Borneo again.

I have chores and errands and such to do today. I hope we get thunderstorms this evening, for several reasons, not least among which is the fact that I like thunderstorms.