domesticity, or lack thereof

I need a day off to do laundry and excavate my apartment. Not gonna happen, though, so guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Maybe I'll do laundry tonight anyway. I might have a sporting chance of getting it done in two hours if I'm not waiting on everybody else who does laundry on Saturdays.

I was running a bit behind this morning, so I got to work at 9 instead of 8:45. And I'm out of milk, so I didn't have any cereal this morning (Cheerios are good, but dry Cheerios are boring). And it's Wednesday, so I can't go to lunch for another half an hour. It's a good thing my keyboard isn't edible.