This is what I get for having the windows open...

I don't know what it is or where it is, but something somewhere in the neighborhood that sounds like two smoke alarms going off at almost the same time has been going beeEEP, beeEEP, beeEEP three times every thirty seconds for the last two and a half hours. If it's a dead battery alert, I wish the battery would just die and get it over with.