fallen off the deep end

Since there's nothing worth writing about going on here, and since my head is full of silly things, I present the following (which I have no idea as to the authors of):

What a wonderful bird the frog are.
When he stand he sit almost,
When he hop he fly almost.

He ain't got no sense hardly;
He ain't got no tail hardly either.
When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got almost.

and

When in danger,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

If it can't be Friday, it can at least be silly. Because I said so. So there.