hypothetical dinner

I've had a craving for spaghetti as she is properly spoke for a while now, which, of course, involves a fair bit of cooking. The problem is that I don't think I can make spaghetti sauce for one. So, two questions:

1. If I were to make spaghetti, would anyone want to come help me eat it? (In case it matters to anyone, my spaghetti sauce has pork ribs in it)

and,

2. Would anyone be willing to lend me the space to cook and have people come eat spaghetti in?