yet another list

For the sake of getting it out of my head, the new Rich and Famous List:

- futon pad
- cover for new futon pad
- bookshelves for living room and office
- microwave and/or toaster oven
- third shelf for under both kitchen counters
- Tevas
- decent shoes for wearing with skirts
- Schoenhof's
- bigger desk
- dock and speakers for iPod

riddle me that...

How, I ask you, HOW did I manage to trip over the sidewalk on Brookline Ave., scrape my hands and my right knee, make hamburger out of my left knee...and not tear my pants?