Jacksons

Part of the P&R website every month is a votesheet form the members are supposed to submit. By way of making sure it worked, the first time I built it, I had one of my coworkers test it for me. He submitted a form from Dr. Action Jackson, and then I had to tweak the form some more, so his next test came from Dr. Reaction Jackson. We proceeded to come up with a legion of Drs. Jackson (and un-Drs. Jackson), and have been cracking each other up with them on a monthly basis ever since.

Action Jackson - the original
Reaction Jackson - an allergist
Traction Jackson - an orthopedic surgeon
Extraction Jackson - a dentist
Interaction Jackson - a psychiatrist
Impaction Jackson - also a dentist
Contraction Jackson - an obstetrician
Olfaction Jackson - ear, nose and throat
Benefaction Jackson - didn't go to med school, but funded one
Compaction Jackson - a garbage man
Fraction Jackson - a math teacher
Infraction Jackson - in jail
Abstraction Jackson - an artist, or possibly a philosopher
Redaction Jackson - a newspaper editor
Inaction Jackson - a politician, when he bothers to do anything