The Fort Mudge Memorial Dump

Tell that to the DMV, who wouldn't take my expired passport as vaild ID. Even though it says "current or expired passport" right on the list of acceptable forms of ID. So tomorrow I'm going back with my lease, my electric bill, my birth certificate, my expired passport and my Ohio license, and if they still won't accept that as proof that I'm me, I'm going to call somebody and complain.