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Mar. 18th, 2010 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dchenesSpring has sproinged, and so has the switch in my head that starts yelling "EAT VEGETABLES!" every spring. So I had strawberries for dinner last night. (I know, not vegetables, but not winter food, either.)
Best advice I've heard in AGES: "Try not to sneeze when your mouth is full of mouthwash, especially when your cat is drinking from the faucet in the bathroom sink." (Courtesy of Learn From My Fail.) It is fortunate that I had swallowed my mouthful of seltzer before I read that.
Also good advice: "Swatting a fly buzzing around the kitchen is perfectly reasonable, but it’s probably a good idea not to grab the closest thing and swat with it. Particularly if that closest thing is an open box of instant pancake mix."
Best advice I've heard in AGES: "Try not to sneeze when your mouth is full of mouthwash, especially when your cat is drinking from the faucet in the bathroom sink." (Courtesy of Learn From My Fail.) It is fortunate that I had swallowed my mouthful of seltzer before I read that.
Also good advice: "Swatting a fly buzzing around the kitchen is perfectly reasonable, but it’s probably a good idea not to grab the closest thing and swat with it. Particularly if that closest thing is an open box of instant pancake mix."
