parce qu'il pleut, that's why...

It would be an absolutely wonderful popcorn day if I had any popcorn. However, I don't, and I don't have an umbrella at the moment, and the weather is not inspiring me to go out and get any popcorn (or an umbrella. By the time I got to a place to buy an umbrella, I'd be soaking wet anyway.).

I do have a functioning microwave again, though. That makes me very happy.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled rainy Sunday.