memo to self

Hey idiot,

Bleach is not good for you. Next time you want to clean the shower in the unventilated bathroom, open a window somewhere first, and then you won't have a headache all morning.

Oh, and by the way, the weird dreams you've been having are probably a result of the bleach in the kitchen sink. Rinse it out better next time.

Always somebody's got to gum up the works...