GRUMP

Today I seem to be grumpy. I'm sick of snow, and sick of people who don't shovel it unless we get more than a foot at a time, and sick of people who shovel exactly one shovel-width once per storm or once per month, whichever is less frequent. I'm sick of driveways being the only places I can get access to the street to cross it. I'm sick of snow piles half again my height. I'm sick of sluck puddles and ice of any description.

I know, shut up and deal, or go shovel out the neighbors yourself. But I object to shoveling out the neighbors who are younger than I am and consider themselves done shoveling once they've shoveled out their cars.