watermelons on a kumquat tree

[dchenes]

Next time I want barbecue for dinner, I oughta rent a car. I can't get to Blue Ribbon in Arlington and home again in under two and a half hours because it involves two buses and a train, and I can't get to Blue Ribbon in Newtonville by public transportation at all. Someday I'd like to be able to eat my takeout when it's at least warm.

There has got to be an easier way to do this.

(Yes, I gripe. The watermelons taste like rutabagas, and the kumquats taste like chives.)